Episode 18 - Trainspotting (1996)

Choose life. Choose a podcast. Choose a news item. Choose the Falkirk Herald. Choose a f*****g big dildo from Boots. Choose shite in an Iceland freezer, iron filled baseball bats, pepper spray, and electric lipstick tasers. Choose pup play, furries and a Greggs tattoo. Choose an Only Fans account. Choose baking barefoot. Choose nine year old Irn Bru. Choose selling your dead sisters pants. Choose w***king in an alcove whilst framing a picture. Choose Sean Connery secretly not wearing any trousers in scenes with Wesley Snipes. Choose getting your tadger out and ripping the heid aff it outside the stadium to celebrate your football team winning a title. Choose filming your friend Mary Hill touching herself under a bridge, whilst a Stanley knife wielding grandmother fights with a man from the bookies in Falkirk and you drink 26 bottles of Buckfast. Choose your podcast. Choose The Culture Swally.

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