The Culture Swally

Celebrating the best of Scottish film and TV shows. Each episode we will take a look at some bizarre and funny news stories from Scotland and review one of our favourite Scottish films and TV shows. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally!
Celebrating the best of Scottish film and TV shows. Each episode we will take a look at some bizarre and funny news stories from Scotland and review one of our favourite Scottish films and TV shows. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally!
Episodes
Episodes



Thursday Feb 19, 2026
Episode 146 - Your Cheatin' Heart (1990)
Thursday Feb 19, 2026
Thursday Feb 19, 2026
Get your cowboy boots on and do some moseying as we’re looking at the wonderful John Byrne penned show from 1990, Your Cheatin’ Heart. Starring the incredible Tilda Swinton and a host of Swally favourites in John Gordon Sinclair, Tom Watson, Ken Stott, Tom Watson, Katy Murphy, Tom Watson, Eddi Reader, Tom Watson, Peter Mullan and Tom Watson (see what we did there?)…it tells the tale of Country and Western music, drug deals gone wrong, bad fish suppers and prison breaks, all set in Glasgow and Aberdeen.
In the news we take a trip on a ScotRail train, but end up joining the British Union of Fascists, meet a duck covered in milk on the subway, take a pee off the Wallace Monument and contemplate running away together to run a bookshop in Scotland.
So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally!
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Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com



Thursday Feb 05, 2026
Episode 145 - Loch Ness (1996)
Thursday Feb 05, 2026
Thursday Feb 05, 2026
We’re off to Loch Ness this week on The Swally as we look at the 1996 film…Loch Ness. Yes, that one starring Ted Danson and basically nobody Scottish. Discredited American anthropologist Jonathan Dempsey (Danson) arrives in Scotland to debunk the legend of the Loch Ness Monster, but his trip soon turns into so much more!
In the news we take a trip down memory lane as we head to the various restaurants at Aberdeen Beach, join up on a Tartan Army booze cruise, hear about a man who had a brilliant Christmas in his flip flops and take a ride on a Bucking Bronco!
So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally!
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Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com



Thursday Jan 22, 2026
Episode 144 - Coldwater (2025)
Thursday Jan 22, 2026
Thursday Jan 22, 2026
It’s our first proper episode of 2026! Have you missed us? This week we are heading to the sleepy town of Coldwater to join Andrew Lincoln, Ewen Bremner, Eve Myles and a whole host of Swally Favourites. John moves his family to a rural town and befriends neighbour Tommy, who is hiding dark secrets. John's fascination with Tommy grows as wife Fiona becomes suspicious, leading to dangerous unraveling of hidden truths and repressed anger.
In the news we meet a couple of lads, who just want to quietly pleasure themselves in their cars, but get into a spot of bother, hear about a Scotsman who has gotten into a bit of trouble in Qatar, but his fellow countrymen haven’t been very sympathetic and attend a K-Flop concert in Aberdeen.
So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally!
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Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com



Thursday Jan 08, 2026
Episode 143 - Best of the News 2025 (2025)
Thursday Jan 08, 2026
Thursday Jan 08, 2026
It’s our Best of the News 2025 special! Yes, that’s right, Nicky and Greg are being lazy and having an extra week off for the festive season, so have put together a clip show of our favourite news stories from 2025.
Join us as we reminisce about Prince William and his love for Boat Trip, have a karaoke session with Road Stewart at Kwik-Fit, have onions thrown at us, visit a clinic to check on our bits, steal some cat food, meet Scotland’s tea king and much, much more.
So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally!
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Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com



Thursday Dec 25, 2025
Episode 142 - Billy and Albert (1987)
Thursday Dec 25, 2025
Thursday Dec 25, 2025
Merry Christmas! It’s technically our Hogmanay episode, even though it’s a week early…just go with it! On this episode, we go back to 1987 to look at the Billy Connolly special filmed at the Royal Albert Hall…Billy and Albert!
In the news we get banned from the Orange Order, visit a porn hotel in Scotland, hear about a Scottish football fan who hit the World Cup jackpot and discover the happiest place to live…and it’s not Aberdeen.
So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally!
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Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com



Thursday Dec 11, 2025
Episode 141 - Lost At Christmas (2020)
Thursday Dec 11, 2025
Thursday Dec 11, 2025
It’s Christmas! So for our Christmas episode we are looking at the 2020 Scottish romantic comedy film, Lost at Christmas. Written and directed by Ryan Hendrick and starring Kenny Boyle, Natalie Clark, Sylvester McCoy, Sanjeev Kohli, Clare Grogan and Frazer Hines. Lost at Christmas tells the tale of two strangers, stranded in the Scottish Highlands on Christmas Eve who team up to try and get home to Glasgow in time for Christmas.
In the news we celebrate Scotland reaching the World Cup Finals by getting new tattoo’s and carefully checking our travel requirements for the big tournament! We also meet a woman who faked her own death but managed to complete her Park Run and we apply for the position that we’re really not qualified for.
So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally!
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Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com



Thursday Nov 27, 2025
Episode 140 - Two Doors Down (Series Three) (2018)
Thursday Nov 27, 2025
Thursday Nov 27, 2025
We’re back in Latimer Crescent in this episode of The Swally as we look at series three of the classic, Two Doors Down. We find out what Beth, Eric, Colin, Cathy and Christine have been up to and meet Ian’s new partner, Gordon. Starring Alex Norton, Arabella Weir, Elaine C Smith, Jonathan Watson and Doon Mackican, the show started with a one off special in 2013 and developed into a series in 2016.
In the news we find out how our English overlords are stopping us from keeping the draughts out, take our dogs to the football, read some of Scotland’s banned books and get offended by a Christmas Card in Tesco.
So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally!
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Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com
Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com



Thursday Nov 13, 2025
Episode 139 - Tornado (2025)
Thursday Nov 13, 2025
Thursday Nov 13, 2025
We’re off to 1790 in the latest episode of The Swally as we look at the 2025 film, Tornado. Starring Tim Roth, Jack Lowden and Kôki, the film follows a Japanese puppeteer's daughter, who gets caught up with criminals when their show crosses paths with a crime gang.
In the news we get our kilts on and have a swally of Buckfast with Jimmy Fallon, drive a blood soaked car to Hobbycraft and kick out some TERF’s and Tories, twerk in front of Martin Compston and we attend the annual Cosmo Halloween bash!
So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally!
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Twitter https://twitter.com/SwallyPod
Or get in touch at cultureswally@gmail.com
Music from Darry 2 Vance: Royalty Free Music from https://darry2vance.com

The Culture Swally
Celebrating the best of Scottish film and TV shows. Each episode we will take a look at some bizarre and funny news stories from Scotland and review one of our favourite Scottish films and TV shows. So join us for a Swally, on The Culture Swally!









